Yea! or Neigh!
YEA!
Yea to the incoming first-years: It’s always nice to get “fresh meat,” or so they say. We really think you’re going to enjoy being here.
Yea to people who have graduated: After slaving through four years of homework, tests, projects and papers, their hard work is finally rewarded… with a piece of paper and the inability to find a job due to the recession.
NEIGH!
Neigh to all the graduates who brought cell phones to their commencement: Did you people bring your cell phones to Fried Green Tomatoes, and let them ring all the way through the parts with Kathy Bates then as well?
Neigh to summer school: … Nine months of 15 hours of classes, and now this?
