Despite the anti-Iraq sentiment these days, The Daily Campus has uncovered some startling similarities between college students and Saddam Hussein himself. Coincidence? We think not.
 College Students |
 Saddam Hussein |
| Get dressed up for parties | Dressed as a woman to flee to Syria |
| Can’t always remember where they slept | Sleeps in a different bed every night |
| Dress like brothers or sisters on jersey day | Has look-a-likes that dress the same every day |
| Afraid of midterms | Afraid of germs |
| Go to bed at 5 a.m. | Wakes up at 5 a.m. |
| Kiss strangers at parties | Prefers to be met with a kiss near the armpit |
| Fish for dates | Fishes with grenades |
| Enjoy dancing at clubs | Enjoys dancing to traditional Arabian music |
| Read novels for fun | Writes trashy romance novels for fun |
| Walk like pimps | Walks with a limp |
| Drink until they can’t walk | Drinks Johnny Walker |
| Smoke in their cars | Smokes Cuban cigars |
